1 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:07,633 So late. Playing around like this in the morning. You can't afford to do this, Josh. 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,676 (All talk at once) 3 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,476 Come on, Josh. 4 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,833 Kind regards... 5 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,109 l'm not doing you a favour. l don't do favours unless it's for me. 6 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,111 ln which case it isn't a favour. 7 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,997 Precisely. You know advertising. 8 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,311 Faster turnover than football management. l've lost five staff. 9 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,709 Three to competitors, one's pregnant, 10 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,519 one's had a breakdown and one's ''finding himself''. 11 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,238 - That's six. - What? 12 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:23,916 - You said you'd lost five. - Oh, no. The pregnant one went to a competitor. 13 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,911 They don't know yet. 14 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:30,035 - You're not planning anything like that, are you? - Er, no. 15 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,954 Good. Right, well, cut the crap. Re-start at your old level, same salary. OK? 16 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,759 - Brilliant. Yeah. Thanks. - OK. Danny! 17 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,513 - Are you doing anything for the rest of the day? - No. 18 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,512 You are now. Danny Burke, Rachel Bradley. 19 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,309 - Rachel'll be joining your team as of now. - Great. l could use the help. 20 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,755 Actually, this schedule needs typing up. 21 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,592 Rachel's the new account manager. 22 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,314 Right. 23 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,716 - Can l get you some coffee? - Tea, please. 24 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,756 Coffee for me. 25 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,876 Hi, Amy. 26 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,077 - Amy, are you all right? - Shouldn't l be? 27 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,680 lsn't that the document you were supposed to shred? 28 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,557 Yeah. 29 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,393 Well, you're actually feeding it into the photocopier. 30 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,676 Oh, shit! 31 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,878 (Begins sobbing) 32 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,751 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 33 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,796 - Are you OK? - No. 34 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,718 Come in here. 35 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,396 Go on. Go on. Take your time. 36 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,870 - Although l've got a meeting at 1 1 o'clock. (Watch alarm beeps) 37 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,235 (Sobs) lt's... lt's Adam. He... 38 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,076 He dumped me. 39 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,471 That was two weeks ago, love. 40 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,757 But...l haven't cried...yet. 41 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,191 Well, you're certainly making up for it now. 42 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,193 lt'll be all round the office by now. 43 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:30,229 (Woman's voice) Pete and Amy. ln the stationery cupboard in a clinch. 44 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,231 - lt's all your fault. - Don't blame me. 45 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,231 You dumped her. 46 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,231 Yeah... After two weeks. 47 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,676 Yeah, l suppose most women would be over you within minutes. 48 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,914 - How's Jen? - Oh, nice segue. 49 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,911 Oh, l didn't mean... 50 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,956 You know, l wasn't... 51 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,114 l'm not sure it's a good idea, me coming tonight. 52 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,918 l am. 53 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,195 Me and Jenny - we're just not talking any more. 54 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,116 (Exaggerated grating) 55 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,156 Actually, maybe l'll have some salt. 56 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,756 (Shrieking metal) 57 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,637 You want me to make conversation? 58 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,359 You're the demon we have to exorcise. 59 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,158 - What? - Me and Jenny. 60 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,674 We can't move on till we've laid you to rest. 61 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,753 Er, no. Look. Erm...l'm sure it's not a good idea, me coming round to your place. 62 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,512 We've already talked about it. 63 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,433 - l thought you had nothing to say. - And she agrees. 64 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:41,354 This is the only way the three of us can get back to normal. 65 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,034 - You think that's possible? - l don't see why not. 66 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,997 Come on. lt'll be all right. 67 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,991 Oh, God, there she is. 68 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,038 Ah, here they are... Hello! 69 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,954 Look at that. Bang on time... Good lads. Come here. Hello. 70 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,158 Hey. Hi! 71 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,549 Adam? Old mate. Hello. All right? 72 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,392 Our friend, really. Yeah? 73 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,236 You're looking good. Not that good, mind. 74 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,151 Right. OK. Get in there! 75 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:13,074 (Laughs) Come on, form an orderly queue! Come on... Hey! 76 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,676 lt's going very well. 77 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,475 (Door opens) 78 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,788 Hello? 79 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,869 Hi, David. 80 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,474 Rachel. ls Karen not around? 81 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,916 No. She's just popped out to the shops. She'll be back in a minute. 82 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:33,999 Make it snappy. 83 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,557 Now, you know it's our wedding anniversary next week? 84 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,471 l did. l'm surprised you do. 85 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,838 Karen usually plans a surprise, which is her way of punishing me for forgetting. 86 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,550 But this year, l thought l'd beat her at her own game and find something to surprise her with. 87 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,552 Remembering your anniversary should do that. 88 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,598 What l thought l'd do is leave Josh with Ramona 89 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,194 and go away for a long weekend somewhere. 90 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,029 New York? 91 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,189 Or... London. 92 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,714 - London? - Yeah. l don't know... 93 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:07,236 Suite at The Dorchester. Dinner at The Gavroche. Tickets to a show. 94 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,276 She'll love it. 95 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,796 Then l've got to think of which show to go and see. 96 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,075 l wondered about Cats. 97 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,957 So do most people who've seen it. 98 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,195 Or... The Phantom Of The Opera? 99 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,877 - Starlight Express? - David... 100 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,190 How many Lloyd Webber musicals has she seen? 101 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,111 None, l think. 102 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,310 - So not Andrew Lloyd Webber? - Now you're talking. 103 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,518 Oh. 104 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,034 - There's me in bed with Rachel. - Rachel Two. 105 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,758 When there's a knock at the door. 106 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:42,753 l run down, stark bollock naked, except for this hand towel. lt's Rachel. 107 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:43,716 Rachel One. 108 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,075 - What did she want? - l never got to found out. 109 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,869 There's a scream from upstairs and there on the landing is the other Rachel. 110 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,428 - Rachel Two. - Naked... And Amy. 111 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,875 - Amy? - Yeah. ln sexy lingerie. 112 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,110 Mad cow had copied my keys and let herself in. 113 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,998 Thought she could seduce me into us getting back together. 114 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,275 - What must Rachel have thought? - Which one? 115 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:06,353 That we were having an orgy. She turned and fled. Haven't heard from her since. 116 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,034 He can't move for women throwing themselves at him! 117 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,550 (Clock ticks) 118 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:23,315 So what about you and the other slag, er...Rachel? 119 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,073 - Rachel Two. - Nothing happened that night, of course. 120 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:30,517 Not once l'd escorted Amy off the premises. But the next night l reckoned we'd be back on. 121 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,396 Adam, l really like you. But l've been thinking. 122 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,391 l mean... 123 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:41,473 You are my landlord, and Amy is my friend, and... 124 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,159 l'm just not sure it's such a good idea. 125 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,550 JENNY: She's playing hard to get. 126 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,359 The thought l consoled myself with. Till the next night. 127 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,677 (Moans) Oh. 128 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,716 Oh...God! 129 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,072 Maybe she was on her own. 130 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,594 Again, the thought l consoled myself with. 131 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,591 Rachel? 132 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,557 Yeah? 133 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,956 Sorry, mate. All yours. 134 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,352 They've been at it every night since. Only one thing for it. 135 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,908 - Ask her to move out. - Find a new girlfriend. 136 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,391 Pudding? 137 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,471 - Smashing idea. - Magic! 138 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,957 ♪ l got something for you 139 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,998 ♪ l got something you need 140 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:40,108 ♪ Will you give me something too 141 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,272 ♪ l got something for you 142 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,193 ♪ l got something you need 143 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:50,990 ♪ Will you give me something too? 144 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,675 - Are you going for a drink? - Yeah, l reckon... But not with you. 145 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,310 - You're joking. - Why not? She's gorgeous. 146 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,355 Precisely. 147 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,556 - Tenner says l can. - Pull? 148 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,710 - No, score. - Make it 20. 149 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:16,878 Adam? Were you serious about wanting a girlfriend? Cos... 150 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,679 - l tell you what, l've been thinking about that. - Oh, yeah? 151 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,551 Oh, no. No, Jen... No, l'm... 152 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,756 Not me! Oh, God. 153 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,149 l-l think it's a good idea. 154 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,754 l knew that... l knew that. 155 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:39,277 We can go out together. Me and Pete. And...you and whoever. 156 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,510 Yeah... Yeah. 157 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,114 So l'm just about done for tonight. 158 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,237 - Me, too. - Yeah. Do you want to go for a drink? 159 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,276 l don't think so, Danny. 160 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,551 Oh... Right. Right. 161 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,596 Just asking. 162 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,310 The sad truth is that, when you're in your 30s, 163 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:07,837 it's nigh on impossible to meet someone who's both attractive and on their own. 164 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,075 She's attractive and on her own. 165 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,070 She's standing at a tram stop. 166 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,991 Probably on her way home to her husband. 167 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,036 Uh-uh. No wedding ring. 168 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,236 How do you suggest l found out? 169 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:31,351 Excuse me. l couldn't help but notice that we're travelling in the same direction. 170 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,715 And, well, if you're wanting some company, 171 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,713 l thought maybe we could travel together. 172 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,594 Just a thought. 173 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,318 Brilliant. 174 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,032 Now... 175 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,557 Just suppose you knew in advance, right, that she'd be up for it. 176 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,551 Would you ask her then? 177 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,995 Hmm... Yeah. 178 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,436 Ta-da! There you go. 179 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:04,470 Meeting Place. 180 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,074 - Lonely Hearts? - They don't call it that. 181 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,878 Nor Sad Twats' Corner. 182 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,633 l'm sorry, Jen. But l'm not that desperate yet. 183 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,676 Yeah, you are. 184 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,475 Easiest 20 quid l've ever made. 185 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,996 Just a drink, right? 186 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,115 Absolutely, yeah. 187 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,156 OK. Quite fancy a quick one. 188 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,478 ♪ l got something for you 189 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,996 ♪ l got something you need 190 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,992 ♪ Will you give me something too? 191 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,356 This one looks promising. 192 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,875 ''Slim, attractive virgin.'' Love it. 193 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,951 ''Virgoan.'' 194 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,996 ''Virgoan.'' Oh, er... 195 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,753 - ''26.'' Nice age. - lt was, yeah. 196 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,751 ''Seeks Taurean with GSOH.'' 197 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,831 GSOH. What's that? Like GCSE? 198 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,911 - Good Sense Of Humour. - Oh, right. 199 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:02,790 ''You make me laugh, l'll make you supper. Apply box R23N.'' 200 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,836 Ah... Oh. 201 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,831 l don't know, really. 202 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,514 ''Dear slim, attractive Virgoan...'' 203 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,433 Hey, er...Jenny. What are you doing? 204 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,033 Writing your reply. 205 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:21,591 l don't think so. l can...maybe compose something here myself, thanks. 206 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:22,999 Well, go on, then. 207 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,036 OK. Er... 208 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,077 ''Dear slim, attractive Virgoan...'' 209 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,036 - ''My...'' - Wait! 210 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,556 ''My...name is...'' 211 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,392 ls Adam! Yeah. 212 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,391 Good lad. 213 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,391 Right. ''l am... 214 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,550 - 33 years old...'' - 30! 215 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,352 - You're 33. - Today, l'm 30. 216 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,637 ''30 years old, a Taurean, with a good sense of humour.'' 217 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,358 ''A great sense of humour.'' 218 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,034 - Yep. - Right. 219 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,076 What's next? 220 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,278 Fancy a shag? 221 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,708 l'll need to do a wee bit of work on this. 222 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:29,798 Amy. Have you been asked on this Outward Bound bollocks thing as well? 223 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,314 - Yeah. Everyone at our level. - What's the point? 224 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,278 ''To identify and encourage management potential.'' 225 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,749 l don't want to be a manager so why do l have to go? 226 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,274 - Ah, it's only a weekend. - Yeah. Unpaid. 227 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,398 ls that it? What you came for? 228 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,119 No, l came to check you were all right, you know. 229 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,032 After the other day. 230 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,633 Aw... 231 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,314 - You are sweet. - You're not still hung up over Adam? 232 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,550 Ugh. l don't give him a second thought. 233 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,232 lt's like he never existed. 234 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,276 Good. 235 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,156 (Romantic music) 236 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,439 Let's go for a drink at lunch time, eh? 237 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,556 God, l hate being late. Can you go any faster? 238 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:27,633 New York cabbies don't speak English but they get you there on time. 239 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,359 (American national anthem ringtone) 240 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,111 Hello? 241 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,670 - Natalie, it's Karen. ls David there? - Yeah, he's here. You want a word? 242 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,558 No, no. l don't want him to know l'm speaking to you. 243 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,471 Oh, OK. No problem. 244 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,471 Um. Go left here. Left! 245 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,879 Yeah. 246 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,394 l'm phoning up to ask you a favour. 247 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,710 lt's our wedding anniversary on Friday. 248 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,392 Right. 249 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,312 Not you! Straight on. 250 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,631 Jeez Louise. What's the matter? Don't you know this town? 251 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,871 Sorry about that. Go on. 252 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,873 ''l want to take David to Paris at the weekend as a surprise. 253 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,952 Could you tell him he's got to go on a business trip? 254 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:11,556 l'll get the tickets and everything, and l'll be waiting on the plane with champagne. 255 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,551 Oh, it sounds wonderful. 256 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,949 l'm sure he'll love it. Wish l could go myself. 257 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,314 Thanks, Natalie. 258 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,391 OK. Call me again when it's sorted out. 259 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,436 Talk soon... Bye-bye. 260 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,838 That was about me? 261 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,831 What? 262 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,831 Oh, yeah. Um... 263 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,480 Personnel. A fire training course. 264 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,312 l'll love it? 265 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,071 You wish you could go yourself? 266 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:41,073 Mm... They let you set off a fire extinguisher. Foam... 267 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,071 lt's terrific. 268 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,311 Hey! Who told you to stop at zebra crossings? 269 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,591 The thing is, love's about power. 270 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,195 When you love someone, they have the power to hurt you. So they do. 271 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,191 Jen never meant to hurt me. 272 00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:00,512 No, no. But that was the result of her infatuation with Adam. 273 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,354 - Oh, Pete. l had no idea. - l didn't want to broadcast it, did l? 274 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,557 Oh... l'm really touched you confided in me. 275 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,076 - Makes me feel like crying, actually. - No. Please don't. Stop. 276 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:14,232 The reason l told you was because other people were looking. 277 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,677 - l thought if you were the one with problems... - Can you re-build your marriage? 278 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,716 Oh, yeah! 279 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,836 Maybe. 280 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,551 l don't know. 281 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:32,395 l thought if the three of us could get back together, the way we were, 282 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,914 we could forget any of this had happened. 283 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,479 Now we have... 284 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,433 ..things still aren't right with Jen. l think our problems run a lot deeper. 285 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:48,391 Basically, she doesn't love me any more. And l don't know what to do. 286 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,708 Poor Pete. 287 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,591 Do l owe you 20 quid? 288 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,715 What? 289 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,711 Our bet. Your boss. 290 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,711 Oh, right. Rachel. 291 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,870 You know, she's really great. 292 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,871 l've always had a thing for older women. 293 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,394 Yeah. Does she have a thing for you? 294 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,391 Well, l'm working on that. 295 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,277 l'll give you a week. 296 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:19,114 You what? She's not like your Sue. Might take me a bit longer than that. 297 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,636 Yeah. Like forever and a day. You've got seven days and counting. 298 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,358 (Toilet flushes) 299 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,516 lt's an outrage. A scandal. 300 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,477 Maybe she hasn't got it yet. 301 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,950 Of course she has. l sent it days ago. l didn't use carrier pigeon. 302 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:43,192 Maybe she's tried ringing and then she didn't want to leave a message. 303 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,157 l've been staying in. 304 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,710 She's had loads of replies. She's still sifting through 'em? 305 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,155 So l'm like the other sad bastards? 306 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,151 At least you're not in the reject pile. 307 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,277 - How do we know that? - l don't know. 308 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,954 - What did you put in the letter, anyway? - Ah. 309 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,918 Ah. You've got a copy. Of course you have. 310 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,797 Cos you're sad. 311 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,791 ln case we want to show it to our kids. 312 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,589 Right... ''Dear Box R238. 313 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,955 That was my mother's name.'' You wrote that? 314 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,951 l was demonstrating my GSOH. 315 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,951 And you are a very funny man. 316 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,998 There you go. She'll think you're Norman Bates. 317 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,991 What about the rest of it? lt's good. 318 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,311 She won't have finished it. We'll have to start again. 319 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,311 Oh, no, no, no. 320 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,870 Being completely humiliated once is more than enough, thank you. 321 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,951 We should put an ad in for you. 322 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,634 lt's much better. Then we can choose. 323 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,676 We can choose? 324 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,358 - That was really good. l enjoyed that. - Good? 325 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,156 Great? 326 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,949 lt's a masterpiece! lt's Kurosawa's greatest film. 327 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:52,079 But it's a bit derivative, though. lt's basically just The Magnificent Seven. 328 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,833 The Magnificent Seven was made six years later. 329 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,476 - Really? - Mm. 330 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,991 Have you ever seen a Japanese film before? 331 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,832 Yeah... Er... 332 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,512 Bridge On The River Kwai. 333 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,310 No, no. l'm pulling your leg. Actually, l haven't seen that. 334 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,919 So, what was the first film you ever saw? Star Wars? 335 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,911 Christ, no. 336 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,672 l wasn't born when that came out. 337 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,236 lt's been really lovely. 338 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,512 Don't you want to go for a drink? 339 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,751 Well, l'm sure your mother will be expecting you in. 340 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,157 Rachel, do you think l'm too young? 341 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,196 Yeah, l do, Danny. Yeah. 342 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,550 But it'd be different if l'd heard of Kurosawa, right? 343 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,958 The Seven Samurai - or, to give its correct title, Schichi-nin No Samurai - 344 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,396 was inspired by the Westerns of John Ford. 345 00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:01,679 Toshiro Mifune, who plays the role of Kikuchiyo, was one of Kurosawa's favourite actors. 346 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,671 He'd already starred in Rashomon, 347 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,309 and would again play a rootless samurai in Yojimbo and Sanjuro, 348 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,313 which would themselves inspire Sergio Leone's Spaghetti Western trio, 349 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:15,359 starring Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name. 350 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,991 So, er... 351 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,036 can we go for that drink? 352 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,476 Yeah. 353 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,913 OK. 354 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:34,198 TV: lt's the future of capitalism that goes back... 355 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,236 DAVlD: Hiya. 356 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,951 Hello. 357 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,270 - Good evening? - Yeah. 358 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,594 l went to the cinema. 359 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,954 What did you see? 360 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,600 Er, The Seven Samurai... Kurosawa? 361 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,676 That's a bit old, isn't it? 362 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,193 Does age matter? 363 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,916 Does when it comes to whisky. 364 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,399 Lovely. 365 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,111 Seriously, David... 366 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,237 You're what? Seven years older than Karen. 367 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,231 lt's never been an issue, has it? 368 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,231 No. 369 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,231 Thanks. 370 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,154 lt's just that l've met this bloke and that's the difference in our ages. 371 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,151 Right. He's 35? 372 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,275 21 . 373 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,271 You cradle snatcher. 374 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,116 l'm also his boss. 375 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,839 - Ah. - Yeah. Bad idea? 376 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,076 l thought so. 377 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,788 - Oh, well. Night, David. - Night. 378 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,270 Oh, Rachel. l've got Karen's ticket for London. 379 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,671 Ooh. First class. 380 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,354 - Are you sure you can get her to go? - Yeah, no problem. 381 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:49,831 - And she mustn't have any idea what it's about. - David, trust me. Night-night. 382 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,796 Sleep well. 383 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,837 TV: One day America, the next day Asia. 384 00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,196 - The focus group results were good. - l'm showing the client tomorrow. 385 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,554 You've got an e-mail. 386 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,198 Oh, yeah. 387 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,075 How are you getting on with Danny? 388 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,435 Danny? Er... Fine. 389 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,080 There's one rule of business - workmates don't shag. 390 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,675 - We're not shagging. - Yet. Before you do... 391 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,433 there's something you ought to know. 392 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,909 20 quid? l thought l'd be worth a bit more than that. 393 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,911 Oh. 394 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,194 My bet with Patrick? 395 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,748 Oh, is that it was? Proceeds going to Help the Aged? 396 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,671 - lt wasn't like that. - Just a bit of fun? 397 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,716 Just a playground prank? 398 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:49,109 Well, yeah. All right. Perhaps it was like that at the start. 399 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,829 But that was before l got to know you. To fall for you. 400 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,831 Oh, for God's sake. 401 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,151 Go on, go on. Say whatever it takes to get the old girl into bed. 402 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,708 Then tomorrow morning when we come in to work, 403 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,030 you can have a laugh with your mate Patrick. 404 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:06,430 You've got it all wrong. What do you mean ''tomorrow morning''? 405 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,671 - What? - You said ''tomorrow morning''. 406 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,556 - You would have slept with me tonight. - No, l would not! 407 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,630 Well, l'm bloody well not going to now and you can put money on that! 408 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,837 Oh, and when you see Patrick, tell him he owes me a tenner. 409 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,999 l already paid him. 410 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,117 - Why? - Cos the bet ran out on Tuesday. 411 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,755 l didn't see you on Tuesday. You cancelled. 412 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,751 Because of the stupid bet. 413 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:38,277 That was male bravado bollocks, right, and l went along with it. 414 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,396 But l really like you, Rachel. 415 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,153 l want to get to know you properly. 416 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,196 When the time is right. 417 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,550 And if you thought that was tonight, then so be it. 418 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,596 ls the bet still on? 419 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,355 Better be a bloody good dinner. 420 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,191 Are you going to the footie this weekend? 421 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,353 Can't. The company's sending me on one of those Outward Bound courses. 422 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,556 Moulding the management of tomorrow! 423 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,868 What? You? 424 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,679 Hey. How about... Leann Rimes? 425 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,558 Country and Western? No, l don't think so. 426 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,232 Er, classical? 427 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,515 - What? For Jenny? - No, Amy. 428 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,353 - What? My Amy? - You can hardly say that. 429 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,351 What are you buying her a present for? 430 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,396 Er... Friendship. 431 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,994 Adam, she's been very supportive. 432 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,514 She lets me sound off about a lot of things. 433 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,511 Mostly me, l suppose. 434 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,239 l think she would say that was egocentric. 435 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,869 l've no doubt she's got all the lingo. She spent half her life in therapy. 436 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,748 Hey. She's not nuts. lt's just that you didn't respect her. 437 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,910 Yeah, that's probably right. 438 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,629 Excuse me. ls that tonight's paper? Can l have a wee look? 439 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:52,869 l might be in this. 440 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,075 Why? What have you done? 441 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,515 You know, my...my ad. 442 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,552 - Oh, no. Lonely Hearts? - lt's called Meeting Place, actually. 443 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,153 Yeah, right. 444 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,196 Er, yeah. 445 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,118 Oh, no. ldiots! They've cocked up. lt's a misprint. 446 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,111 Yeah, it says 30 years old. 447 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,634 No. Not that bit. Further on there. 448 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:21,192 Er... ''Handsome, bordering on good-looking... with killer's eyes''?! 449 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,918 lt's meant to say ''killer eyes''. 450 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,436 Never mind. Plenty of lifers in Strangeways get fan mail. 451 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,752 Great. l'll get all the psychos in Manchester writing to me, then. 452 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,796 Amy is not a psycho, right? 453 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,156 Oh, yeah. 454 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,795 Do we eat loo paper in this house? 455 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,755 Sorry. 456 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,390 - Karen. - Yeah. 457 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,395 - There's some man in the bathroom. - lt must be Ramona's boyfriend. 458 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,072 l doubt it. He was washing his hair. 459 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,230 lt must be Rachel's new bloke. 460 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,549 Oh, the jailbait... Got to go. 461 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,553 Have a good day, Joshy... And you. 462 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,277 - Bye. - Oh, by the way. 463 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:19,672 Natalie is going to London this weekend and she wondered if l knew of any good shows. 464 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,352 Americans enjoy The Mousetrap. 465 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,476 The Mousetrap? 466 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,516 Yup. 467 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,556 - David. - Hello, Rachel. 468 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,995 - Morning! - Oooh! 469 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,036 Good morning. 470 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,356 What? 471 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,758 Where is he? 472 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:43,391 He's on his way down. He's a bit embarrassed. He didn't lock the bathroom door. 473 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:47,234 lt's all right him staying, isn't it? We didn't want to go back to his place. 474 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,912 Why? Does he still live at home? 475 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,951 - Er, Danny... This is Karen. - Hi. 476 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:55,995 Hello. 477 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,991 - Nice house. - Thanks very much. 478 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,755 Make yourself at home. Have some breakfast. There are Coco Pops in the cupboard. 479 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:06,469 Actually, l think we should be getting to work. Oh, l meant to give you this. 480 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,357 Ooh. A train ticket? 481 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,228 l was due to go down to London for work but they changed it to up here. 482 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,117 l thought you might enjoy a day out. 483 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,475 - Oh, hang on a minute. l can't. - Why not? 484 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,790 lt's our wedding anniversary that weekend. 485 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,677 - So? - So, l can't go to London. 486 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,673 - Yeah, you can. David won't mind. - No, but l'm taking him on a surprise. 487 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,079 What surprise? 488 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,549 l'm taking him to Paris for the weekend. 489 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,200 - But he's taking you to London. - What? 490 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,239 Look, don't tell David l told you this, but this is his present to you. 491 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,675 A train ticket? 492 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,991 No, a weekend away! Karen, he hasn't forgotten. 493 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,629 You're supposed to get the train. As it pulls out of Piccadilly, 494 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,429 he appears with a big bottle of champagne and whisks you off to London. 495 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,431 He's got it all planned. 496 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,479 The best hotels, a top-class restaurant, even a West End show. 497 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,272 The Mousetrap. 498 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,078 You want to see The Mousetrap? 499 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,071 No, l do not. 500 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,513 Go on. 501 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,558 Aw, and you didn't even have to remind him? 502 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,516 No. 503 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,670 Still. l'd rather go to Paris. 504 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,469 - No. Karen. No, l've promised him. - And l can't make him change his mind. 505 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,516 You can't. But his boss can. 506 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,392 So, l told Hal you'd talk to Jerry about that. 507 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,790 OK... l think that's about it. 508 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,554 Oh, l forgot to give you your ticket. 509 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,551 l'm going somewhere? 510 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,200 Paris. About time you visited the French office. 511 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,679 Oh. Good idea. 512 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,957 Yeah, it is. Ooh. You should do that sometime. 513 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,678 Sorry? 514 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,520 Um. OK. Well, gotta run. Catch you later. 515 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,556 Paris. Great. 516 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,236 Economy? 517 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,878 Natalie, it's my wedding anniversary. 518 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,595 (Sighs) Oh, no. 519 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:58,590 So, l marched straight into her office and l said, ''No way, no way!'' 520 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,274 l'm sorry, Natalie... lt's out of the question. 521 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,995 - l'll have to go some other time. - No can do. Philippe's expecting you. 522 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,991 l wanted the afternoon off. 523 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,436 Take Monday instead. What difference does a day make? 524 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,954 lt's my wedding anniversary. lt happens once a year. 525 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,632 Not after four marriages. 526 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:20,271 Look, l'm sorry but your whole itinerary's been planned. lt's too late to change now. 527 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:25,309 Sorry, l'm afraid you're going to have to. This Friday, l shall be leaving at lunch time 528 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,436 and not to go to Paris. 529 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,193 David, don't you think that was a little bit hasty? 530 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,397 Oh... l thought you'd be pleased. 531 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,436 Yeah. Well, l am. 532 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,910 What do you want the afternoon off for anyway? 533 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,233 Oh, l don't know. lt's our wedding anniversary. 534 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,915 Oh, David, that's really sweet, but you've only been in that job a few days. 535 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,195 l think you should make a good impression. 536 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,236 - Do you? - Mm. 537 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,751 lt's a courtesy visit. l can go any time. 538 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,833 Besides, l made a stand. l'm not going to back down now. 539 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,876 - David... - No. 540 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,476 Well, good for you. 541 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,311 You never know. 542 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,710 Natalie might be pleased you've made a stand. 543 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,356 Yeah. 544 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,478 By the way, did she enjoy The Mousetrap? 545 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,511 Er, yeah. Yeah, l think so. 546 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,637 Thought she might. Wouldn't be my cup of tea. 547 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,436 No? 548 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,431 Nope. 549 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,512 l'd much rather see Judi Dench's new play. 550 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,874 Judi Dench. 551 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,474 Yeah. At The Almeida. 552 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,036 (Mouths) 553 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,119 How did you sleep? 554 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,076 Sleep? Ha! 555 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,117 Oh, yeah. 556 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,919 Excuse me, erm. What time's breakfast? 557 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,471 20 minutes ago. But there'll be a tea break after the canoeing. 558 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,398 The day started badly and just got worse. 559 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,476 Very amusing, Steven. 560 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,198 Have you seen that train ticket? l think l put it in here. 561 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,316 - But here is for rubbish. - Yeah, l know. 562 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,153 No. Today is bin day. l have thrown him out. 563 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,196 What? 564 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,154 Karen? What on earth are you doing? 565 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,151 Erm... 566 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,595 l'm sorting out er... the um... 567 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,272 the recycling. 568 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,239 l'll see you this evening. 569 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,833 - Bye! - Bye. 570 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,791 OK. Very good, everyone. 571 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,236 Hard luck, Pete. Nip back to your tent for a change of clothes. 572 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,357 Eh? Nobody said bring a change of clothing. 573 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,511 So, did Pete get off all right? 574 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,354 Yeah, he left after work. He was dreading it. They've got to sleep in tents. 575 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,508 lt's his idea of hell not being near a toilet. Poor sod. 576 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,670 That's why he quit the Scouts. 577 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,399 Oh! Those are the replies to your ad. 578 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,310 Yes! 579 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,356 Yeah, great. 580 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,237 Yes... Maybe... 581 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,596 No... Yeses go first, then l start with the maybes. 582 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,238 What makes a no? 583 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:48,552 Er... death threat. lllegible. From someone called Nigel. 584 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,349 Sounds like a nice bloke, actually. But l don't like his photo. 585 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,510 They send photos? Fantastic. 586 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,795 Well, um. He'd be a... 587 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,229 Oh. And she's in the maybe pile. 588 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,995 At the bottom. l figured, if l got that far, l'd be past caring. 589 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,957 What's your first date look like? 590 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,634 Unfortunately, the best letter doesn't have a photo. 591 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,474 So, l had the rather brilliant idea of phoning her when she was at work, 592 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,597 so l could listen to her voice. 593 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,717 Make sure she doesn't sound like Janet Street Porter. 594 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,833 ANSWERPHONE: Hello. This is Callie. Sorry l'm not in now... 595 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,638 - Hello. - Hello? 596 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,109 Sorry, the answer machine's on. Who's that? 597 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,398 Oh, um, hi. l wasn't expecting you to be there. 598 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,040 Er... This is Adam Williams. 599 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,994 You replied to an ad l put in the paper. 600 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,356 Ah... l know who you are now. 601 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,955 You just wanted to hear what l sound like before you left a message. 602 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,112 - Something like that, yeah. - (Laughs) 603 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,953 Nice. Very nice. 604 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:52,995 Good! 605 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,116 But that doesn't mean anything, does it? 606 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,909 Vanessa Feltz has a nice voice, but you wouldn't want dinner with her. 607 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,468 - Not if you're paying, no. - No... 608 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,836 - Surely the rule is, you go Dutch? - Yeah, but it's Lonely Hearts. 609 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,435 - Meeting Place! - Dunno. Never done it. 610 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,829 l'll find out soon. l'm meeting her tomorrow. 611 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,759 OK... 612 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:18,197 Taramasalata, hummus, half-eaten pork pie...some dodgy salad. 613 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,350 Hm. You fancy eating out? 614 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,239 Are you buying? 615 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:24,911 l'm buying. 616 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,956 Let's go. 617 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,996 (Shouting) 618 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,555 Bollocks. 619 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,632 - We're being outflanked on the right! - Who cares? When's lunch? 620 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,236 (Slow-motion voice) Amy! 621 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,676 You saved my life. 622 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,191 Yes. 623 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,236 Look out! 624 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,998 Argh! 625 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,595 Aaargh! 626 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,356 So... 627 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,996 l'll see you... later. 628 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,036 Yeah. You will. 629 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,196 Piccadilly Station, please. 630 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,116 Taxi! 631 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,431 OK, then, Joshy. 632 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,670 We're going to have some lunch. 633 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,194 First let's wash those little hands. 634 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,838 Yeah? OK. Come on, then. 635 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,876 (Answerphone beeps) 636 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,829 Karen, l hope you get this message. 637 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,596 Look, l think you're right. l don't want to alienate Natalie so soon afterjoining the firm. 638 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,591 Not for an afternoon off. 639 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,830 So, look. l'm going to Paris. 640 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,879 Erm...l hope you get this message before you... Erm... 641 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,916 Look, l'll ring later. 642 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:05,719 TANNO Y: We apologise for the late boarding for the 1 5.:30 to Euston. 643 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,154 This train is now ready for boarding at platform five. 644 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,918 (French accent) That's £2.50, please. 645 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,595 You have to pay? 646 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,636 ln Economy you do. 647 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,958 At least l've got an empty seat next to me. 648 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,789 Believe me, she's not turning up. l'll be left here like some sad sales rep bastard, 649 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,440 with an expenses account and no-one to spend it on. 650 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,875 JENNY: Just stay there. Relax. 651 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,628 The shame of it. Stood up by a woman who can't get a date. 652 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,473 - Well, have a drink. - l'm having a drink! 653 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,551 Have another one. 654 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,551 Give her half an hour then leave. 655 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,358 lt'll be obvious l've been stood up. 656 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,953 Well, l'll come. 657 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,395 Actually, l won't. l've got a baby. 658 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,678 That's OK. There's a cloakroom. Hang on. This might be her. 659 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,239 She is fit! 660 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,153 She's fat? Adam? 661 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,271 Be for me. Be for me. Be for me. Be for me... 662 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,910 Bye. 663 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,235 Thank you. 664 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,309 Rachel! 665 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,038 Adam! 666 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,558 Admit it. We're lost. 667 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,279 No, we're not. The main road is straight ahead. 668 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,433 - We don't want the main road. - Oh, we do. Trust me. 669 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,196 Look, why don't you join us? 670 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,514 Unless you've got someone to meet. 671 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,194 You don't think l'm having dinner on my own, do you? 672 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,032 - Anyone l know? - No. 673 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,918 Can't be the women l walked in on. There's only a place for one. 674 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,956 (Fake laugh) 675 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,998 lt's a blind date, isn't it? 676 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,910 - You've answered an ad in a paper. - What? A Lonely Hearts? 677 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,834 - Meeting Place, actually. No, l haven't. - You seem to know a lot about it. 678 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,956 Maybe it's his ad. 679 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,076 Oh, my God. lt is! 680 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,515 You've put an ad in... How sad! 681 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,431 lt's not sad. l'm just... 682 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,399 - trying to increase my social circle. - (Giggling) 683 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,755 We'll pretend we don't know you. 684 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,196 l wonder what she looks like. 685 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,353 Probably rather ugly. 686 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,796 You don't know me... OK? 687 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,357 Sorry. 688 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,436 Been waiting long? 689 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,951 Adam? Sorry l'm late. 690 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,554 l couldn't find anywhere to park the Porsche. 691 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,232 Ah! 692 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,431 We're supposed to use our initiative, right? 693 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,670 Just up here. 694 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,316 Ha-ha! There you go! 695 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,236 Come on. 696 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,794 You don't want to spend another night in a tent, do you? 697 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,996 Natalie. lt's David. 698 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,669 l just wanted you to know what a complete washout today has been. 699 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,593 Philippe claimed never to have known l was coming. 700 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,956 So l told him what l thought of that, in no uncertain terms, 701 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:16,272 using a few French words that l thought l'd forgotten, actually. 702 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,592 Anyway, the little frog hopped off, and that was the last l saw of him. 703 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:25,515 His secretary said we'd meet for dinner, but he's still not shown up. 704 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,795 So, that's it. l'm coming home. 705 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:32,552 The most galling side of this, Natalie, is that l do not need to be here. 706 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,873 You knew full well it was my anniversary and l'm afraid l hold you responsible for ruining it. 707 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,839 Frankly, given the contempt that you seem to show for such occasions, 708 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,674 it does not surprise me in the least that you're on to your fourth marriage. 709 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,389 But l am surprised you found four men foolish enough to marry you. 710 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,553 Natalie, hi. lt's Karen. 711 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,632 l just wanted to say thank you very much. 712 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,678 Oh, and er... David's very sorry. 713 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,955 He didn't mean it. 714 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,911 Karen... 715 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,753 May l...join you for dinner? 716 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,998 With Philippe? 717 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,479 Happy wedding anniversary, David. 718 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,756 (Laughs) 719 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,712 l've only got a tenner on me. 720 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,076 Oh, fear not. l...used to be a scout. 721 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,118 And will that be a reservation for one room or two? 722 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,758 Two, please. 723 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,835 We could just have one. lf you like. 724 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,231 How do you keep up? 725 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,233 Computers seem to be obsolete by the time they hit the market. 726 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,390 (Dreamily) What? 727 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,109 Bill Gates once said that if cars had developed so fast, 728 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,512 you could buy one that does 1 ,000 miles to the gallon and cost $25. 729 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,955 What he didn't say is to turn the headlights on, 730 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:16,113 you got a message through telling you to turn the radio off first. 731 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,997 l don't get it. 732 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,991 Oh, it's a computer thing. 733 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,596 About how you have to close down each programme before...erm... 734 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,276 lt doesn't matter. 735 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,477 - You seem a little distracted. - Distracted... 736 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:35,758 Distracted? Me? God, no. Where am l? Computers. Brilliant. 737 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,558 Will you stop doing that? 738 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,228 Not you, l mean. Obviously. Callie. 739 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,675 W-Will you excuse me a minute? 740 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,752 Keep your hands to yourselves. l'm having a conversation. 741 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,628 - Not much of one. - lt doesn't help, having live sex beside me. 742 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:55,075 - You don't like her, do you? - Why shouldn't l? 743 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,673 Oh, my God. She's awful! 744 00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:00,275 That horrible way she speaks and the flirty way she steals your sushi. 745 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,477 She's fine. She's great. And l didn't ask for your opinion. 746 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,790 Stay off computers. lt's a bit of a turn-off. 747 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,198 Or yours! Ssh! Here she comes. 748 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,636 - You shit! - What? 749 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:18,269 Getting your pals to spy on us. My friends overheard you talking. 750 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,478 - You invited your friends? - l wouldn't come alone. You might be a pervert. 751 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,075 But l didn't sit them next to us so they can eavesdrop. 752 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,993 And to think l was going to invite you back for coffee. 753 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,636 Great... Thanks. 754 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:39,869 Thanks a million. 755 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,474 - Wasn't our fault. - Besides, we did you a favour. 756 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,630 l don't believe she had a Porsche. 757 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:46,915 l don't complain about your company. 758 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,468 - Meaning what? - Don't tell me you haven't noticed. 759 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,313 - His balls haven't dropped. - What, you mean he's young? 760 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,949 Young? He ordered off the kiddies' menu. The wine waiter asked for lD. 761 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,792 You can't stand to see me happy. 762 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,634 - You can't stand seeing me with anyone else. - What crap! l saw you in a threesome! 763 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,597 Yeah. And you wished you were part of it. 764 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,477 Come on. He's jealous you're with me. 765 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,994 As if! Well there, done that. Got the scars to prove it. 766 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,353 Together? 767 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,111 No... We used to be. 768 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,156 Oh, what? The bill? 769 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,278 Yeah. Why not? Bring it over. 770 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,316 Thank you. 771 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,352 ♪ Without sun 772 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,715 ♪ The flower perishes 773 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,633 ♪ And then fades 774 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,273 ♪ O, what pain 775 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,988 ♪ Birds sing from the skies 776 00:45:54,800 --> 00:46:01,399 ♪ For armor lovers 777 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:07,555 ♪ And the wind whispers in turn 778 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,234 ♪ And I hear blowing 779 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,432 ♪ Words of love 780 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,795 ♪ It's not goodbye 781 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,070 ♪ Because for both of us 782 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:30,670 ♪ I believe in the happiness that intoxicates me 783 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,673 ♪ Me voilà entre tes bras 784 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:42,596 ♪ Au revoir mon coeur 785 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,636 How's the baby? 786 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,958 Oh, good. 787 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,315 Erm... Well, l'll see you tomorrow then, love, OK? 788 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,470 Yeah... All right. Will do. 789 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,155 Oh... J-Jen? 790 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:01,151 l love you. 791 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,196 Good night, love. 792 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,676 - Everything OK? - Yeah. 793 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:50,633 ♪ Oh, how can heaven hold a place for me 794 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:54,998 ♪ When a girl like you has cast a spell on me? 795 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:59,676 ♪ O-Oh, how can heaven hold a place for me 796 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:04,390 ♪ When a girl like you has cast a spell on me? 797 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,990 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0